English Jokes 3

Wife to husband: I HATE U

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Husband:WHAT A CO-INCIDENCE

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Teacher . Google is a girl or a boy?

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Student.. Google is a girl because it won’t let you enter the whole sentence and starts guessing and suggesting.and if you asks a single question it answers you with hundred of irrelevant answers !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What Is extreme Height Of HONESTY

Sitting In An Exam Hall..

Opening a Chit..

Memorizing It..

then..

Writing without looking 0n it. . . <-;

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Boy: I Love you..♥ !

Girl: Hahahahaha =p

Boy: I Won't Live without you..♥ =(

Girl: Hahahahahahaha =p

Boy: I Will Die For You..♥ =!!

Girl: Hahahahahahahaha.. =D

Boy: I will Gift You a Gold Ring..♥ =x

Girl: Awwwww.. Really ??? ♥ =D

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Boy: Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaha..=D =p

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Banta is a teacher and exam ke liye Question Paper banaya..

Paper dekhte hi saare bachche behosh ho gaye... Question they --

1. China kis Desh me hai ?

2. 15 Aug kis Date ko Aati hai ?

3. Green Rang kis Colour ka Hota hai ?

4. Tamatar ko Hindi may kya Bolte hai ?

5. Mumtaz ki Qabar main Kon Dafan hai ?

English Jokes 3

Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?
Student: No. I was standing on it.

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A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up. Wow!," said her father, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?" "Wrong number," replied the girl

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Wife: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I prepared.

Funny Husband: Whom should I call now, Police or Ambulance...?

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Boyfriend: Babe, What are You Doing?

Girlfriend: Nothing Much! Really Tired
Just going to sleep now Honey.

what about you Sweetheart?
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Boyfriend: In The Club Standing Behind You

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Teacher: How can we get some clean water?
Student: Bring the water from the river and wash it.

 

 

 

 

English Jokes 1

Our Sardar, one day is at the railway station.

He asks one man, “When will Rajdhani Express go from here”?

Man Replies, 12.30.

“When will Punjab Express go from here”?

Man Replies, 10.30

“When will Deccan Queen go from here”?

Man Replies, 12.30.

Thus the sardar goes on asking for all the trains. Now the man gets fed up and asks whether he wants to go to punjab by train or not.

Sardar replies, “NO. I only want to cross the tracks

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map.
Maria: This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: Maria did.

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Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
Student: I is the...
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

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Teacher: How can we get some clean water?
Student: Bring the water from the river and wash it. 

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A guy says to his friend, "Guess how many coins I have in my pocket."
The friends says, "If I guess right, will you give me one of them?"
The first guys says, "If you guess right, I'll give you both of them!"