Wife to husband: I HATE U
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Husband:WHAT A CO-INCIDENCE
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Teacher . Google is a girl or a boy?
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Student.. Google is a girl because it won’t let you enter the whole sentence and starts guessing and suggesting.and if you asks a single question it answers you with hundred of irrelevant answers !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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What Is extreme Height Of HONESTY
Sitting In An Exam Hall..
Opening a Chit..
Memorizing It..
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Writing without looking 0n it. . . <-;
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Boy: I Love you..♥ !
Girl: Hahahahaha =p
Boy: I Won't Live without you..♥ =(
Girl: Hahahahahahaha =p
Boy: I Will Die For You..♥ =!!
Girl: Hahahahahahahaha.. =D
Boy: I will Gift You a Gold Ring..♥ =x
Girl: Awwwww.. Really ??? ♥ =D
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Boy: Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaha..=D =p
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Boy: Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaha..=D =p
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Banta is a teacher and exam ke liye Question Paper banaya..
Paper dekhte hi saare bachche behosh ho gaye... Question they --
1. China kis Desh me hai ?
2. 15 Aug kis Date ko Aati hai ?
3. Green Rang kis Colour ka Hota hai ?
4. Tamatar ko Hindi may kya Bolte hai ?
5. Mumtaz ki Qabar main Kon Dafan hai ?
5. Mumtaz ki Qabar main Kon Dafan hai ?
