English Jokes 3

Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?
Student: No. I was standing on it.

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A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up. Wow!," said her father, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?" "Wrong number," replied the girl

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Wife: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I prepared.

Funny Husband: Whom should I call now, Police or Ambulance...?

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Boyfriend: Babe, What are You Doing?

Girlfriend: Nothing Much! Really Tired
Just going to sleep now Honey.

what about you Sweetheart?
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Boyfriend: In The Club Standing Behind You

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Teacher: How can we get some clean water?
Student: Bring the water from the river and wash it.