Showing posts with label daily joke. Show all posts
Showing posts with label daily joke. Show all posts

Sunday, December 13, 2009

The Most Popular Daily Jokes and Rude Picture

Also known as 'women's intuition', this sixth sense thing is no myth. Women seem to know what's going on in their man's lives almost better than they do. Why is this?

In the early 80's researchers discovered that women have more connections between the brain's two hemispheres than men do. It's these connections that allow them to put together a puzzle from seemingly unconnectable pieces.


The Most Popular Daily Jokes and Rude Picture

That, and they go through your stuff while you're in the shower.

-- Joke by pilate



His beloved old white convertible was in deplorable shape, but he refused to get rid of it. So when the junker was stolen from his office parking lot, his family was delighted. Nonetheless, they called the police.

Their relief was short-lived, within an hour an officer was on the phone.

"We found the car less than a mile away," he said, trying to restrain himself. "It had a note on it that read, 'Thanks anyway, we'd rather walk.'"


-- Joke by Scott Gervais



Coming to a river with which he was unfamiliar, a traveller asked a youngster if it was deep.

"No," replied the boy, and the rider started to cross, but soon found that he and his horse had to swim for their lives.

When the traveller reached the other side he turned and shouted: "I thought you said it wasn't deep?"

"It isn't," was the reply; "it only takes grandfather's ducks up to their middles!"


-- Joke by Kate Polansky



An intrepid photographer went to a haunted castle determined to get a picture of a ghost which was said to appear only once in a hundred years. Not wanting to frighten off the ghost, the photographer sat in the dark until midnight when the apparition became visible.

The ghost turned out to be friendly and consented to pose for one snapshot. The happy photographer popped a bulb into his camera and took the picture.

After dashing into his studio, the photographer developed the negative and groaned. It was underexposed and completely blank.

The spirit was willing, but the flash was weak.


-- Joke by Kody













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Friday, December 11, 2009

Horny match animal and Jokes Clean Innocent Ladies

This is really funniest dude.. i never know if an animal has a feeling on a woman.. in this picture you’ll see how the animal gets horny and became naughty at these innocent ladies. likes the dog in the left look how the dog ruin the woman’s mini skirt!!You can get many Jokes Clean picture like if animal become a musician and also the funny action animal in the zoo Not only that there’s another funny action of animal . Ok enjoy this Horny match animal and Innocent Ladies.














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Jokes Free - If Celeb Overweight

Every Celebrity has a perfect body shape, Usually a celebrity has a perfect appearance from their body until his/her accessories.
Now brought you a funny image based on a photoshop job where you can see a Jokes Free even though this is only a photoshop job, but these picture below are really so funny.. just imagine if your favorite celebrity has an appearance like these, a big fat with ugly face.. if you read our previous post about malnutrition celebrity you will find a little difference here, the past malnutrition celebrity talk and share you about a skinny celebrity and now we give you the Jokes Free.
How if your favorite celebrity has a shape like this?? do you still be a fans of her??








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