Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. ~Truman Capote
When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years. ~Author unknown, commonly attributed to Mark Twain but no evidence has yet been found for this (Thanks, Garson O'Toole!)
He didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it. ~Clarence Budington Kelland
Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once. ~Dave Barry, "Your Disintegrating Body," Dave Barry Turns 40, 1990
Would it even be possible to add a "suggested wallpaper" feature that analyzes your favored walls and shows similar ones? ~George Herbert, Outlandish Proverbs, 1640
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I invite you all to come and talk in the IRC channel. ~George Bernard Shaw
Does anyone know the mile marker # at the end of the trail just north of the 370 bridge? Thanks. ~Charles Schulz
I will come back to your site to see your poetry, I would love to read it. Thank you so much. Love Lauren ~Harmon Killebrew
I invite you all to come and talk in the IRC channel. ~George Bernard Shaw
If Kona were to get a new logo, it would have to be a original character, not some well know one. ~Jimmy Piersal, on how to diaper a baby, 1968
Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that'll get you home earlier. ~Dan Bennett
Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. ~Elizabeth Stone
I don't care how poor a man is; if he has family, he's rich. ~M*A*S*H, Colonel Potter
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. ~Bill Cosby
Not always, Chrome will go back down to where you were most of the time. It does in the mod page for the images, and the forum. ~M*A*S*H, Colonel Potter
Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year: The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again. ~Menachem Mendel Schneerson
it's the worst site ever... and it loads very very very damm slow Yotoon don't take any part of that site. ~Johann Schiller
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. ~Lucille Ball
A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. ~Enid Bagnold
I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now. ~Author Unknown
Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened. ~Jennifer Yane
Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that'll get you home earlier. ~Dan Bennett
